Funny Name Weirdness

I did not come up with this and I take no credit.

I'm not using my real name because I'm insanely paranoid so this is an OC.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Alexandria, but my friends call me Xan.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle" )
Aleizzle. lol

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )
Black Snake.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first )
Bla-al.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
Green Water. Eww!

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )
Laviiaone. WTF?!

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( both parents middle name )
Jean Eugene. lol

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the name of one of your pets )
Black Catie Cotten Candy (my sis' pet). That is screwed up!

9. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "ruto" )
Alruto. Sounds like 'alright'.

10. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain )
Captain Victoria. That sounds cool.